Conspiracy Theorists Are Just People Capable of Pattern Recognition Sweatshirt

Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition. Our beautiful custom designed crewneck sweatshirt is the perfect funny sweatshirt to gift to your favorite conspiracy theorist!

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

QUALITY

We use a high quality direct to garment printing process which leaves a permanent image using high quality inks. These images will not rub, peel, or scratch off.

SIZING

This sweatshirt is unisex sized, so it may run big for women.

When in doubt of your size, measure one of your shirts that you like the fit of, then compare it to the size chart below.

Size (in inches)

S: Body Width: 20” Body Length: 26”

M: Body Width: 22” Body Length: 27”

L: Body Width: 24” Body Length: 28”

XL: Body Width: 26” Body Length: 29”

2XL: Body Width: 28” Body Length: 30”

3XL: Body Width: 30” Body Length: 31”

COLOR

Color may vary slightly from monitor to print. This is due to monitor settings and the nature of printing the product.

CARE

We use high quality inks on our premium sweatshirts that won't fade for a very long time if taken care of properly. Keep in mind that the original manufacturer's care instructions on the sweater don't take into consideration the direct to garment printing process. To preserve the design on your sweatshirt, we recommend machine-washing your sweater on cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean your sweatshirt.

Your sweatshirt can be tumble-dried on low, but hang dry works best. When it comes to ironing, use a cool setting with your sweatshirt inside-out. Do not iron directly onto the print.

MATERIALS

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Pre-shrunk

• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!